You want to know what's really dangerous? Peas. These are bloody dangerous little legume phytic-acid bombs that destroy your guts. This is a fact because my brain told me so.
The US military even tortures its prisoners of war in Guantanamo Bay with them.
By my calculations peas have killed more Australians this year than anything else, even tha glutenz.
Official Australian Pea Death-Count
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