I'm sure you've figured out that the paleo diet bans a lot of stuff. Its kinda like having the Stazi over for dinner.
Well this isn't just a diet, its a lifestyle, which is a glib way of saying that we ban non-food stuff too. Like practically every scientific study known to man (except the ones that Nora reckons proves paleo is 110% awesome). Also universities are banned. And so is not clubbing your wife over the head.
But what do us paleo tribal elders think about smoking?
Well, until very recently smoking was definitely NOT paleo. But since I have cured cancer, light up my ancient friends and suck back on all the tobacco you want!
That's right. All you need to do is make sure you eat 44 activated coconuts a day and you can smoke as much as you want. You can also do other things previously regarded as dangerous, like chew tobacco, sunbake, use mobile phones, x-ray your head 20 times a day, listen to windfarms, vaccinate your children, staple your arse-cheeks together, don't eat any grains and eat heaps of meat!
So suck back a few darts, light up a cigar, pack a bong full of ice and shovel kilograms of cocaine up your schnozz because I'm starting a cancer-free paleo party tonight!
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