So you may have read that I had another shot at making a safe paleo baby formula and hit the headlines. Any publicity is good publicity, right tribe!
And yet again I have an exclusive copy of this second formula for you to see for yourself!
Now, sure this time I haven't called it a formula and named it a "happy tummy brew" but its clearly for six month olds, so you do the math. Actually if you could do the math, that would be great, and here's why:
It can be damn tricky getting your UGs mixed up with your IUs and your LD50 values mixed up with your latest cave paintings, so that's why we put our smartest paleotards on the job. People like Nora Gedgaudas, and Carryn Zinn, and Helen Pandarin, and that bloke that won Australian idol a few years ago. Anyway, they are so proud of their latest effort and I have to say the Consumer Affairs department is getting pretty interested in it too!
So I'm proud to announce that we'll be self-publishing this second formula so you can kill your babies in relative safety. And by relative safety I mean it only has 4.5 times more vitamin A than a baby can handle.
Because it doesn't really matter if you give your kids a 20x fatal dose or a 4.5x fatal dose - they'll both be getting heaps of vitamins, right?
You can read about the rave reviews my original formula got here if you've missed the back-story to this.
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