I love getting comments on my facebook page. Here are the types of comments I usually get. Hopefully they give you some inspiration:
I didn't have any chia seeds for this recipe so I replaced them with beef liver, ox tongue, 400 cardamon pods and a kilo of psyllium husks. It tasted absolutely awful, but that is just a sign that it's curing my leukemia, right?
I love you Pete, and I just want to let you know that I've named my baby girl Pete Evans after the man who I wish really was her father ; ) I'm also changing my name from Karen Smith to Pete Evans Loves Karen Smith Forever. Why don't you answer my phone calls?
Eating low-fat yoghurt made me fat. I'm 190kg now and I blame the government. Eating more fat will make me less fat, I totally see that now.
I'm still having trouble signing up for your 10-week Paleo Way program even though you have now deducted $99 from my bank account fifteen times. Can you look into this for me? I'm not feeding my family anything until I get the best available advice from your program and half of them have already died from malnutrition.
I can't believe people eat Easter Eggs. Don't they know they contain chemcials? I bet the experts don't even know if chemcials are even real. They're real though, aren't they?
Pete, I have a rare medical condition where I don't have a head, which makes eating traditional foods very difficult. Your recipes have been a life-saver as I am able to ingest them through my belly-button. Its very painful, but its worth it.
This recipe is too hard. I replaced the acai, chia, coconut milf, duck fat, stevia, slippery elm bark, cacao nibs and black quinoa for a packet of tim-tams and half a bottle of scotch. Will that still work?
Pete - you 'left' your underpants at my house. DM me to collect it. You know where I am.
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Pete, I'm pretty sure there is a typo in this recipe. It says it can cure autism, but I'm pretty sure that's not right. I fed it to my son who has autism and it didn't cure it at all. It did fix his Lymphoma right up, so I guess that's something.
I've tried all the diets before - South Beach, cabbage soup, LCHF, HFLC, HFHC, the urine diet, the alkaline diet, the blood type diet, the baby food diet, and the atkins diet. None of them cured my orthorexia nervosa. I'm 110% sure paleo will fix it though, so thanks!
Pete, since I started doing paleo I have lost all my friends. I know I shouldn't push the new dietary science on them too quickly but when it was my turn to bake a cake for the staff tea-room I made your tripe, lard and fermented durian cake and people laughed at me. Well, they laughed until they smelled it and then they ran. One of them said it smelled worse that Tim Noakes' breath. Lucky I'm freinds with you on FB though.
I started paleo yesterday and since then I have been immortal. You won't hear doctors talking about THAT, will you?
I have severe dietary restrictions so there is NO WAY I can make this recipe. I can't believe you tried to kill me. I left out the offal and the beef tallow and just used a bicycle inner tube and some K-Y jelly and it come out pretty awesome though.
I simply cannot believe that the government still supports the outdated pyramid. I have my pyramid every month and I can tell you I'm over it. I hope you do convince the government to get rid of it because its a bit of an inconvenience, I can tell you!
People only hate paleo because they haven't tried it. If you have friends or family members who mock you for eating this way just get them to eat it for a week. I took inspiration from Stephen King's Misery and have strapped them all to their beds and force-feed them bone broth once per day, and let me tell you the weight-loss has been amazing! Please don't call the cops (LOLZ).
I am on a very strict paleo diet so I only eat dirt. Can you make some great-tasting dirt recipes because frankly, whenever I cook it, it tastes like ... dirt. Thanks.
Its not a diet, its a lifestyle. I am easily convinced by glib-sounding catch-phrases which is why I recently bought a Leyland P-76.
Just think about what all those "eat in moderation" people are doing today. Probably having a glass of wine in a beer-garden somewhere. Ignorant idiots.
I don't trust anything the government tells me so I drive on the right-hand side of the road nowadays. It isn't dangerous but I do admit its a little bit controversial out on the highways.
Pete, I'm a naturopath which means I make shit up all the time too! Making shit up is fun and so much less boring than reading scientific studies every bloody week! I also like exclamation marks! Do you have a recipe for those!!! PS: !
Hey Pete, good luck killing those babies. They are really annoying, especially on aeroplanes. I'm glad to see someone finally doing something about it.
Calories are irrelevant now, we should be using something else. But not kilojoules because they are irrelevant too. I'm not very good at numbers. Do you want to marry me? That would be so cool.
Why doesn't anyone understand that this is just eating like our grandmothers used to? Without the scones, I guess. Or the peas. Or the corn, potatoes, chocolate, milk, wheat, rice or biscuits. My grandmother lived until 90 though, so she must have done something right. With you all the way, Pete!
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