Do you want to kill your children? Maybe you do, but most people don’t. But that is what many of you are doing every day by feeding your families non-paleo provisions.
Most parents say they are careful about what they feed their little ones but they actually have no freaking idea what they are doing. Even parents who choose superfoods are doing nothing more than just killing their kids slowly.
Why? Well, its come to my attention that we need something better than superfoods. Something that is guaranteed to provide optificial health. Something that is not just gluten free, organic, alkalized and grass-fed, but is free from the most dangerous chemical of all: fluoride.
Here are some facts about fluoride you probably don’t know (not that its your fault, the government keeps it all secret):
- Fluoride is a chemical
- Fluoride is not organic
- Fluoride is is not grass-fed. Ever.
- Fluoride rhymes with cyanide, formaldehyde and infanticide.
Do you know discovered the destructive power of fluoride? Hitler, that's who.
Fluoride didn't even exist on Earth during paleo times. In fact it wasn't until Hitler bought billions of tonnes of fluoride from space aliens in a controversial trade deal called Godwin's law, that its destruction was inflicted on humans for the first time. Many people now know that Hitler used fluoride to poison the wells of his enemies, to power his panzers and to make sharks with freaking lasers on their heads.
But here’s something even more scary. Since WWII fluoride has been dispersed across the planet, largely due to chemtrails. While flouride isn't grass-fed, the grass eaten by livestock is fluoride-fed. Consequently, fluoride is now actually present in most animals and their bones.
That’s right. Your supposed magic bone broth contains deadly fluoride. Even if you do make them with superfoods.
So its obvious we need a new category of ultimate health to help determine what superfoods are completely safe or not.
That’s why I have trademarked the term Hyper-Superfoods™.
- 110% paleo
- Gluten free
- Grass fed
- Chemical free and
- Raised exclusively by fluoride-free farming practices.
Even better than that all Hyper-Superfoods are completely Unvaccinated, making them an even better choice for you and your family.
The only way to make sure your family is truly safe is by buying foods accredited by Pete’s Hyper-Superfood 110% Paleo Accreditation Program. It’s the only way to make sure you and your family don’t die from all the stuff I freak you out about.
And every dollar from the program is deposited directly in Paleo Pete’s 110% Paleo Retirement Fund.
So look for the Hyper-Superfood logo in your local quack healthy food shop and I’ll keep you and your kids safe from space aliens.
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