Booze. Its the most vexed issue confronting the whole paleo community. Is alcohol paleo or not? If so, what kinds of drinks are permitted? Wine? Vodka? Beer? Methylated spirits?
Many people point out that alcohol is one of the most processed food or drink products on the planet, no matter what form it comes in.
And many others say "what the bloody hell are we supposed to do with our weekends without something to take the edge off?"
Well, wonder no more.
I introduce to you a brand new, fun and 110% paleo alternative to alcohol:
I have managed to create a pure, organic and totally alkalized form of ecstacy party pills thanks to my friends at @peteevansnot pharmaceutical industries.
Now, before you say "Pete, baby, surely making crazy disco biscuits is a highly processed ... um ... process?", let me tell you this:
They were made by artisan high school dropouts using the finest materials such as organic safrole, alkalized dimethylformamides, and grass-fed hydrochloric acid.
Unlike almost all other forms of ecstacy these Paleo Pingers have been produced without using any evil peanut oil at all, making them not only totally paleo, but also chemical free!
And they are totally not a processed product because they were made in my very own kitchen!
How awesome's that?!!!
And let me tell you it's freaking awesome to be pinging off your tits just like our ancient ancestors did!
So lets give up the tired old debate about whether Grok drank a hoppy Indian Pale Ale, straight bourbon or a cheeky Shiraz Viognier from the Barossa Valley.
Lets paaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrty like its 19,999 BC!!!!!!!
Paleo Pingers - because clubbing is more than just hitting each other with adzes.
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