For years humans have been looking for the elixir of life. Many theories have been tried and failed. But I can announce today that there is indeed a potion of eternity within us that will secure your immortality for decades:
Now I hear what you're saying "Pete, you've leapfrogged the shark this time you crazy hot blue-eyed soccer-mum shagger."
And what you're saying is partly true.
But I have been able to derive water from organic sources for your consumption, and the best part is it's 100% free from any kind of processing, making it 200% paleo!
"Where on earth did you find this organic water?" I hear you ask. Well I'm not going to give my secret away for commercial reasons, however I can tell you it was surprisingly easy! For example there are 6 billion naturally-occurring sources of organic water in areas of the earth inhabited by humans alone!
Now to the health benefits. Studies of this water show that it includes vital minerals including Al, B, Ca, Cu, Fe, K, Li, Mg, Na, P and Zn.
I even tested this on a source very close to me and found it to be a surprisingly great source of C17H21NO4.
So get on board with the paleo revolution and buy my Organic Water today!
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