Today I lied to you. I posted on twitter that one of the most unique things about our $99 Paleo Pay program was that none of our experts are univeristy qualified:
I am now aware that one of these tribal elders actually has a university qualification - a fact that dissapoints and saddens me greatly.
As most of you know I believe in the "wisdom of crowds", that science will eventually catch up to the miracle of pseudoscience and that it is the enlightened who are holding us all back.
Well, to cut to the bone, former MKR contestant and now paleo expert Luke Hines actually holds a piece of paper from Ballarat University, now known as Federation University and lovingly referred to as "FU" by its current students. You can see this abomination for yourself on Luke's Linkedin page:
This actually now makes him more qualified than Nora Gedgaudas.
As most of you know Luke is a great friend of mine and we've had to have some tough conversations about his future in the Paleo Pay program today. Some poeple in the tribe have said "but Pete, its just a bachelor of bloody musical theatre for Grok's sake", but honestly it is the principle that counts here. We pride ourselves on having the least experty experts on the planet and we're not about to change that now.
Thankfully Luke has now renounced his Bachelor of Music Theatre and posted it back to FU. I just want to take this opportunity to say thanks mate, and keep up the great work fighting the influence of big pharma on our nation's health. Especially through your work at PharmaCare Laboratories and their Nature's Way brand:
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