As we all know governments want to kill their taxpayers with big food pharmacy poison and other impressive sounding catch-phrases, so they teamed up with agriculture and food lobbyists to design food guidelines filled with toxic poisson distributions.
To help fit the government and food lobby's angle they have even changed the shape of the food pyramid, pushing it and prodding it until it forms its current shape - a sphere, directly representing the food lobby's sphere of influence in Washington and also in Yass.
Of course there is no scientific evidence for any of these guidelines and if there were I wouldn't beleive it anyway because I did a ten week health coaching course wot told me so.
Here are all the supposed health organisations that support the guidelines or provided input into them into them:
- Australian Medical Association
- Cancer Council Australia
- Australian Dental Association
- Nutrition Department, Royal Children's Hospital
- Consumers Health Forum of Australia
- Dietitians Association of Australia
- Nutrition Australia
- Queensland Health Department
- South Australian Department of Health
- NSW Ministry of Health
- Yarra City Council
- Food Standards Australia and New Zealand
- Department of Health and Human Services, Tasmania
- National Fart Houndation
- Monash University Department of Nutrition and Dietetics
- National Stroke Foundation
- ACT Government Health Directorate
- Public Health Association of Australia
- Northern Territory Department of Health
- Australian Diabetes Council
- Victorian Dept of Health
- Osteoporosis Australia
- Mater Health Services Department of Nutrition and Dietetics
- Department of Health Western Australia
- Australian Psychological Society
I'm calling on all fellow paleo illuminati to infiltrate these organisations until they comply with my supreme paleo diktat.
Together we will abolish carbo loading and milk teeth forever.
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