Some people think that dairy milk is safe but you try telling that to Ron Burgundy.
Statistics and numbers show milk causes brazillions of fatalities world wide every year. From JFK to Laura Palmer to Superman, milk is responsible for some of the most painful and mysterious deaths of all time.
Given this, you have to wonder why someone feed would feed dairy milk to their kids? But this is the kind of crap I get at my paleo presentations all the time:
Frankly these mothers deserve to be patronised for their ignorance and failure to adhere to basic paleo principles.
They have been told by the Big food dominated pyramid people to feed their kids milk to infect their brains with calcium and midi-chlorians. And we all know why they do that don't we.
So here's what good paleo people do when they have newborns. First buy them all of my books as a birth present. Then just follow this easy guide:
0-6 months: Organic almond milk, beef jerky dipped in raw sheep's blood
6 months-1 year: Kale and beef liver smoothie, bison testicles
1-2 years: Coconut oil only. This is very important
2-5 years: Kale and kombacha smoothie
5 years+ : A lifetime of food guilt and orthorexia
For god's sake don't listen to those ridiculous breastfeeding association people. They keep quoting science and facts, and other annoying lies.
My easy to follow guide is exactly what nature intended and if you don't like it then your children will eat poison for the rest of their lives. And everyone will know you are a shit mum.
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